BlueRaiderFan
08-11-2009, 10:34 PM
(Paraphrasing)
Why infants are like trophy trout: When caught, a trout is hit on the head to be put out of its misery. An infant is hit on its bottom to be put into misery. A trout is placed on a scale, weighed and measured, so is an infant. A trout is stripped of it's slimy coating, so is the infant. A trout is placed in a rectangular tray waiting to be stuffed, so is the infant.
The River Why
-Duncan
Why infants are like trophy trout: When caught, a trout is hit on the head to be put out of its misery. An infant is hit on its bottom to be put into misery. A trout is placed on a scale, weighed and measured, so is an infant. A trout is stripped of it's slimy coating, so is the infant. A trout is placed in a rectangular tray waiting to be stuffed, so is the infant.
The River Why
-Duncan