View Full Version : Hiwassee Bound-Is There A ChikFilet in Murphy, NC?

Don Kirk
08-02-2012, 07:54 AM
My radio partner, Squire Brock Ray (AKA "Brock Oh Bama") and I are headed to the Hiwassee near Murphy, NC. We are going there under the pretense of fishing, although the fact of the matter is we are headed there for respite from spousal abuse (on the receiving end of course…) and to review our current plans for world domination. We are seeking information on the following:

Is Murphy in a dry county?

If so, does anyone have contact info on any reputable bootleggers (not the guys that resell the government slosh)

Is there a decent cigar emporium in Murphy?

How likely are you to be checked for a fishing license in Hiwassee if you wade way out into the river?

Is there a cockfight planned within an hour or two of the town? I am low on hackles and have some good recipes for tough old roosters.

Any help is appreciated. Also, does anyone want in on paying for the gas for our trip. We have a Paypal account where you can transfer funds.

Cane Pole
08-02-2012, 09:03 AM
I think you've already been hittin' the moonshine. :biggrin:
... Just sayin'

08-02-2012, 10:25 AM
I knew the Smokies Park was getting bigger with the addition Soak Ash creek chunk, but had no idea that the park had expanded all the way to the Hiawassee:eek:

I knew having the twins put me more out of touch with society, but it seems like I'm worse off than I thought I was:rolleyes:

I guess I need to give up my day fishing in the park each week so I can get caught up on the news. Thanks for the heads up:smile:

08-02-2012, 11:26 AM
I think you've already been hittin' the moonshine. :biggrin:
... Just sayin'

This just needs to be said twice.

Paula Begley
08-02-2012, 12:11 PM
I have moved this thread. It was originally posted both in the Park forum and the tailwaters forum. I deleted the duplicate.

I'm assuming dk was just practicing his "hillbilly goes to the city" skit for a Letterman appearance - what with all those cliches rolled into one?