View Full Version : Worst scenario in the park
04-02-2007, 10:38 PM
you catch a 22 inch brown---you are very happy--your wife is close-by--you want to show her the fish---getting out of the stream is tough--as you ease out of the stream--a fisty timber rattler takes his shot at you--he got a tooth or two under the skin---you have officially been bit by a SMNP Timber Rattler--the odor of the 22" brown catches a black bear and cub by the nose--pulls them out of the overhangs --they come down the mountain--ears up--they want that fish--they get the fish and you too--your snakebite has swollen your ankle like a basketball--the snakebite is as bad as it can get--the bear likes your taste much better than the trout---it's a bear attack,and a snake attack,and the loss of maybe the biggest brown trout ever caught in the park---your wife is not far away---then I woke up---
04-03-2007, 07:45 AM
What'd you catch that brown on?
04-03-2007, 07:46 AM
Where did you catch that brown?
04-03-2007, 09:56 PM
you woke up when you got hit in the head by a touron's trash bag.
04-03-2007, 10:01 PM
it was a dream-----a joke ---kind of, I think----I don't even know if dreams are in color,let alone,which fly I used---in the dream---i really like the whole bunch of you---but--boys--aren't you being a little too technical---when i was a kid--i had dreams about Rachel Welch,Bridgett Bardot,and the Dallas Cheerleaders(all of them)--The Lord aged me---gave me a family--then gave me brown trout,bear,snake dreams---
04-03-2007, 10:34 PM
04-03-2007, 10:41 PM
the lady vol's win a national title
04-03-2007, 11:06 PM
That sounds almost as bad as Giantfish's dream.
04-04-2007, 07:21 AM
Was it a dry fly, come on, you had the other details nailed down, don't hold out on us.
Big Bad Wulff
04-04-2007, 11:22 AM
What weight rod?
04-04-2007, 12:10 PM
That will teach ya to take your Snake bite kit and Bear Repellent before you head out in a dream.
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