[donwinn]

Sitting at work feeling weak
I decided to sneak a little peak
At my favorite site for a pick-me-up
But what I saw made me drop my cup

What has happened to this special place?
What they did wrinkled my face
Have they lost their mind was my thought
Then I realized I had been caught

Paula was at her tricks again
Changing the color of the skin
To that horrid color fuchsia
Trying to trick and confuse ya

Each year I fall for this kind of stuff
You'd think I would learn about the bluff
My wife says I’m suborn as a mule
I guess I'm also an April Fool

Paula, you know what they say about payback!