HAHAH sorry, I read the title and immediately laughed.
Sorry about your son, I got the flu 3 years consecutively, it was no fun
But what made me laugh is a comedian named Ralphie May came to MTSU the first week of school and his opening line was "You'll have to excuse me, I'm just getting over the flu. No, not the swine flu, because god forbid I get the swine flu that killed 262 people last year. No, I get the regular flu, that killed 60,000." It was pretty funny
Tell him I hope his recovery is speedy, we need to have a LRO Board fishing meet sometime!