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Old 03-03-2010, 10:52 PM
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Tank Driver: But Mr. Ranger, sir, my last #16 parachute Adams was stuck about 30 feet in that tree.

Ranger: So, you blew the tree down with a round from your tank?

Tank Driver: Well, yes sir, I did. Can you think of another way to get my fly back?

Ranger: I long for the good old days when only criminals had tanks in the park.
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