Originally Posted by rivergal
It would be handy to have Chuck Norris for a fishing buddy
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.