Originally Posted by Knothead
"Going to a party with your wife is like going fishing with the game warden"- Unknown
I won't know about the gathering until later.
My personal favorites:
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
C. S. Lewis
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.