Flyman--Like your local grocery store, I too have a machine that produces meat. Indeed, I have several of them--a .30-06, a .243, a .270, a .280, a .308, a .300, .45 and a .50 caliber smokepoles, two compound bows, and for an old man (me) a crossbow. That's just for deer. Best of all though, my product comes without a sticker which bears a price.
It's possible, just possible, I'm a "mean old hunter," but I'd rather think of myself as a nice counterbalance to the lollipop sentimentalists.