All right, Flyman. I have been thinking about what stories you could tell at a place like this. After seriously studying the situation I narrowed it down to two. The one with the subfreezing temperatures, helicopter, Sierra Nevadas and the blonde Dolly Parton wig I discarded, because it still gives me the creeps just to think about it. However, I have decided you need to tell everyone how you became the only Human Being on planet Earth to kill a Rottweiler with a squirrel.