How right you are. In fact, there's not a fish within 100 miles of the Smokeys.It's all lies, I tell you - there are no fish in these streams!
All you folks need to find another place to fish where there are actually fish in the water.
Oh, and, just because I'm a nice guy and want to help out my fellow flyfishers, I'll make the sacrifice and keep fishing in the Smokeys even though I knwo there are no fish to be caught.
I wouldn't want to contribute to over crowding on streams that actually contain fish.
No need to thank me, the knowledge that I've done such a noble thing to help out my fellow fishers is more than enough thanks for me.