Top 5 Banjo Jokes:
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)…
- a chain saw has a dynamic range.
- you can turn a chain saw off.
- South American Macaw: one is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird.
- Harley Davidson Motorcycle: you can tune a Harley.
- Onion: no one cries when you cut up a banjo.
- Trampoline: you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
- Uzi: an uzi only repeats forty times.