Stole this idea from another board, but here goes anyway, post pics of your dog(s). Pics on boats or in water get bonus points.
My oldest "Jenkins." He's our substitute butler, but I can't get him to bring me anything but his toys:
My wife's dog "Roscoe" (already named when we got him). My wife loves this little turd. He looks mean, but unless you are breaking into the house or car, he's cool: