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Thread: 5 Things you never fish without.

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    John, it's hard to remember. . . but I've spent some time lickin' lollipops. ( Three - three licks to get to the center of a tootsie-pop, I believe!)

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    Are y'all sure you really know how to fish? Here's my list...

    1. Raspberry frost lipstick

    2. Bandana to match shirt

    3. Hat to match bandana and shirt

    4. Trout Bracelet

    5. Byron



    Paula

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    I have a penchant for getting strange looks from observers or other fisherman. I may try those things sometime, Paula.

    If y'all see an ol' hillbilly lookin' fellar in a felt hat, overalls, and a 14+ foot cane pole, come and say hello. It may be me.

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    Something about a woman in Raspberry Lipgloss holding a flyrod....in matcing attire..........


    Thunderhead8:
    What if I said yes? "Yep sure is the ol' lady..cant keep her off of people...(sigh)" Fortuantely, Molly is my labrador/fishing buddie/ hiking partner/ life companion/ prom date.(j/k they said no animals....) Although she never has chewed through a leash it never hurts to keep and extra.

    Oh I never fish w/o taking my Carmax or Simms lip protection.

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    Default baba o'riley

    1)nitroglycerin's .4mg - size 25's
    2)#16 french catheter---for natureand mother nature when she screams
    3)Ipod--a)beatles white album--b)who's next--classic fishing cd's
    4)woodstock hat--with long blond hair glued to inner rim--driver's by will think you have a lot of hair---and you are an example of the local wildlife--if you are lucky--
    5)an enema and centrum seniors--just in case

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    lauxier, you're starting to crack me up. especially that remark about having an ex wife who was like trout in the winter!
    Trevor

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    With a resume like that no wonder she's the ex-wife!! HEHEHE...

    I would change the hat to a "Court Jester hat?"

    Hope your not taking "Viagra" with that Nitro?
    "Great things are done when men and mountains meet." William Blake

    http://www.mtff.org/ (For general interest in the Middle Tennessee area)

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    Wink Hey Paula

    You forgot to mention the appropriate colored fingernail polish that coordinates with your shirt, bandana and visor. Just like everyone's favorite fisherwoman

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    Quote Originally Posted by DryFly1 View Post
    With a resume like that no wonder she's the ex-wife!! HEHEHE...

    I would change the hat to a "Court Jester hat?"

    Hope your not taking "Viagra" with that Nitro?

    "Hope your not taking "Viagra" with that Nitro?"

    Now fellas lets not go there........

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    Default Pepsi Generation

    Surprised viagra was suggested---IT DOES NOT WORK---took 100mg prior to entering the park---The trout were repulsed by it's results--mothers hid their children's faces as they drove by,one guy honked his horn,park rangers arrived,they lacked compassion,after disconnecting line,was lead back to vehicle--the rangers wore surgical gloves--told me to GET and don't come back --one of the rangers said"not till you can roll cast with that rig"--went back to LRO---I said"want the shortest you've got"--LRO guy said"Yes sir we have this really nice 6'6" winston,what type fishing do you do,we need to match the rod with you and your fishing" I said" I need something a lot shorter---then i got a light bulb that clicked on in my brain,I said"Have you got a pocket fisherman? The LRO guy did not reply,he walked away shaking his head----MORAL OF THE STORY---VIAGRA is not a viable tool when trying to catch trout---and boys---careful with those knots.........then I woke up......

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