"As admin on the site, allow me to present the first ever "Best Reason for Editing" award!
Thanks, Paula. Geez, this is so unexpected. And I have so many people to thank. First and foremost the good people of the Yuenglueng Brewery in Pottsville, Pa., the owners of the BP down the road who have recently begun selling my favorite beer, ummm... the entire Navy football team whose dismal performance against a 1-AA team yesterday upset me to no end and inspired me to crack that first beer early in the afternoon. LRO for giving me an outlet to express my drunken ramblings, all the posters on this message board, and lastly to Spurrier's Gamecocks who turned the ball over four times, breathing fresh life into the Vols SEC title hopes. I am sure am missing someone, but my time is up. Thank you all. This will go right up on my fireplace mantle. Thank you.
Life is hard. But it's a lot harder if you're stupid.