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Old 03-26-2010, 09:42 PM
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this is why i carry a paintball gun!
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Old 03-27-2010, 12:31 AM
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Chuck Norris eats paintballs for breakfast. LOL As far as this subject goes. I just usually holler out that I just trashed that area they are in and nothing is biting. They soon get the hint once my fly and theirs get tangled together. As we untangle I take this chance to mention a less crowded section of water top them down the way.
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:59 AM
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Last year when I was in the Smokies this family appeared out of no where and the kids were playing in the water.

They have just as much right to the water as I do I thought.

But that didn't stop me from telling their mother to watch out for the water snake I saw over there a little while ago.

Had the whole place to myself again.

True story.

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Old 03-27-2010, 01:12 PM
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Chuck Norris wears Byron Beagley underwear.
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:31 PM
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Byron walks over Chuck Norris to get to a fight.

On the 8th day God created Byron Beagly. Chuck Norris was only a prototype.
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Old 03-28-2010, 01:13 AM
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One of the advantages of Catfishing is when similar situations come up, you have very large hooks and 5 to 8 oz of lead handy. I am not known for taking the "high road", it is best to stay out of my casting range.

It certainly is sweet,,, the look on the glitterboat boy's face when you knock a chunk out of his gel coat!



I have yet to have this problem in the park, the folk I have run across have all been polite, but I reckon there are plenty of rocks close at hand if they are needed.

If your momma did not teach you manners, I will be happy to give ya a crash course.
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Old 03-28-2010, 10:38 AM
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Byron walks over Chuck Norris to get to a fight.

On the 8th day God created Byron Beagly. Chuck Norris was only a prototype.

God created Ms. Paula, and placed her in dominion over Byron and Chuck, and they were sore afraid
And it all was good in the valley's and streams of Eden
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:03 PM
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cut it out Liones
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:59 AM
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Chuck Norris gargles with Peanut Butter!
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:28 PM
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I don't need a gun or a tank in the park. I know Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats guns and drops tanks.
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