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[nvr2L8]

Wanted

Woman to clean and cook fish, dig worms and make lures. Must have a good boat and motor.

Please enclose picture of boat and motor.

[Paula Begley]

Heh.

You know what they say, Charlie...want in one hand and do something else in the other...see which one fills up first.

Paula

[flyman]

I would settle for one that could talk

[The Principal]

Charlie,
I ran your add in our local paper and got pictures of three good boats.

[DBKSTONE2]

Originally Posted by flyman

I would settle for one that could talk

The boat or the woman? Because I have a woman that talks and it ain't all its cracked up to be. My model must be defective because all it ever talks about is what I screw up.

[jeffnles1]

Can't honestly complain about my wife. For the most part, she puts up with me, rarely complains when I go fishing and sometimes encourages me by saying something to the order of "you're driving me crazy, just go fishing".

Heck, she didn't even yell too loud when I came home with another new guitar 2 weeks ago (on topf of the multitude of other guitars I alreayd own(.

All joking aside, I'd probably be dead by now if I hadn't met her and married her when I did. Was not on a very good path.

Jeff

[Streamhound]

My wife bought me my first fly rod and contracted for lessons for me

[flyman]

Now that I won't be able to find any "domestic" help on Craig's list any more, it might be time to start looking somewhere else.

[nvr2L8]

Forget "domestic" help, I need help figuring out what

"want in one hand and do something else in the other...see which one fills up first"

means. Disturbing.

[BlueRaiderFan]

Originally Posted by nvr2L8

Forget "domestic" help, I need help figuring out what

"want in one hand and do something else in the other...see which one fills up first"

means. Disturbing.

Well "something else" rhymes with "spit" (but it's even worse).