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Old 09-30-2009, 01:47 PM
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Default OT: Do You suffer from A.A.A.D.D.?

Do You suffer from A.A.A.D.D.?
Check the symptoms...

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the hall table that
I brought up from the letterbox earlier.

I decide to go through the letters before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the waste basket under the table,
And notice that the basket is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the postbox
When I take out the rubbish anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cool.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
A vase of flowers on the worktop
catches my eye, they need water.

I put the Coke on the worktop and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the worktop,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the room where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some paper towel and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the worktop
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all flipping day,
And I'm really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...

Do me a favour.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:18 PM
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just curious....is this a copy & paste from SE FF Forum?
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:41 PM
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Yep good stuff!
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:06 PM
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Oh yeah...I got it,big time.
I go into a room and think,what did I come in here for?
At work I tell them to just lead me to the woods someday when I don't know who I am,and turn me loose.
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:13 PM
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Oh yeah...I got it,big time.
I go into a room and think,what did I come in here for?
At work I tell them to just lead me to the woods someday when I don't know who I am,and turn me loose.

At least let em give you a fly rod and a box of flies
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:59 PM
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Dude, I used to get up from my desk 7-8 times a day to walk out the door to my office to turn around walk back in and sit down again, All the boys in our family got it serious and mine is the hyperactive deal, we all got on a certain med and man it is great! My dad is like what you said concentration etc.. this stuff works and you don't feel all wierd as **** shoot me an email if you wanna know more

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Old 09-30-2009, 10:14 PM
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You don't give it away, get me hooked and then make me pay for it do ya?
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:16 PM
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nope, not me, there's my blame cell phone............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................
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