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Old 03-02-2007, 12:51 PM
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Default The Official " I hate you, Byron " thread!

From today's fishing report by Mr. B:
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I can't wait. My tackle is sitting poised in my office waiting for the moment. I can be out the door and on the stream in 10 minutes.

Oh, the humanity! What a cruel, cruel man you are. LOL hahahahaa
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:33 PM
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Fishlicker,

I thought this might be from my neighbor the firebug. See you soon buddy.

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Old 03-02-2007, 01:36 PM
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See, I'm conflicted on this. On the one hand, I see where you're coming from, but, see, I live vicariously through Byron's daily fishing report and the reports that come from him and others that actually get out.

If he and others don't go, I will have nothing in the way of a fishing life.
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Old 03-02-2007, 06:24 PM
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cubefisher, I'll fabricate some reports for you...
Byron, OOPS..sorry about that - I read what you were saying about that guy....hello? McFly? Man, those kind of folks make you wonder not if they were dropped, but how many times!?



cubefisher, here ya go...now Byron can stay and do some work around the shop....



Fishing Report


The water temp today was pushing 136 degrees and the wind was -4 out of the east/northwest.
Today the fish were rising two feet out of the water at #10 Stimulators, which were hatching by the millions. We had to go leave the stream about every ten minutes to clean the giant insects( yes, the stimulators) out of our hair, mouth, ears, eyes, and nose! The sunrise was perfect and the cows were playing dodge-ball instead of just eating grass as they normally do. Except one old bull who was otherwise involved with a fellow holding a red tablecloth and dressed in a sequined tuxedo and large hat. Probably the cow farmer I'm guessing?
At any rate, when the hatch of Stimulator flies stopped around 10:30, there was a blizzard hatch of tiny #36 Globalls. ( Yes, the orange ones that hatch the day before a full moon) We tied on some #28's - the smallest we had, but they wouldn't have it. The flanker fish were just super-selective today, I guess.


there ya go.

whaydda mean no good? LOL
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:48 PM
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Honey (referring to Byron here), I don't care what anyone else says or thinks... I <3 u !

How about let's go fishin' after work sometime soon?

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Old 03-02-2007, 11:16 PM
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First " ten minutes " to the stream, and now this! Oh how heartbreaking! LOL
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:46 AM
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I wouldn't call it hate, ENVY comes to mind though It takes me 30 minutes to get to the water

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Old 03-03-2007, 03:58 PM
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with winds 26-30 sustained and gusts to 40, any trout caught today will immediately become trout kites.
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:35 PM
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Byron,

Did you land that blue marlin I saw you playing at the Y? Must have taken an hour and a half!

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Old 03-03-2007, 09:38 PM
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BTW,

This thread really clarifies the hiring of a retired psychologist at the shop.

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