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    Default Happy Birthday Byron!

    "Byron's birthday just passed and we want to make sure no one forgets just how old he is. Here is a blast from the past listing all the things he is older and younger than.
    We have to add this year he is officially older than 5G technology this year but still older than push button phones! Byron, Happy Birthday and come to River John's tomorrow night for a free hot dog and no cost humiliations by TU friends!
    WOW!... That makes him really old this year and as pretty (ornery
    ) as ever!"

    FROM 2017: It is July 2017 and again a momentous time in our community, Byron Begley's birthday, also known as "Is He Still Around Day?". Last year was a milestone for Byron, no...not still able to find his car keys, he lost that function years ago but it was his 65th birthday. In honor of that dubious achievement we granted him mercy last year. This year is different, the gloves are off as we resume the "BYRON IS OLDER THAN LIST"

    Each year the list of things invented, made or even dreamed of after he was born gets longer as we wish Byron many more years and Happy Birthdays! Byron thanks for all you do for us but most of all for the anonymity this board offers to taut and tease you each year!

    "BYRON IS OLDER THAN LIST"

    1.1955-REMOTE CONTROL
    2.1957-BIRTH CONTROL PILL
    3.1958-JET AIRLINER(DISCLOSURE-BYRON HUNG OUT WITH THE WRIGHT BROTHERS)
    4.1961-CORDLESS TOOLS
    5.1969 AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE
    6.1970 -DIGITAL MUSIC
    7.1979-SONY WALKMAN-(DISCLOSURE: BYRON STILL USES HIS)
    8.1978 -GPS-(DISCLOSURE-BYRON STILL DOES NOT HAVE-PREFERS TO DRIVE AIMLESSLY UNTIL PAULA MAKES HIM STOP)
    9.1987-PROZAC-(DISCLOSURE-RECOMMENDED WHEN RIDING WITH BYRON)
    10.1998-MP3 PLAYER

    "THINGS OLDER THAN BYRON LIST"

    1. CHALK
    2. 7TH CENTURY-FIREWORKS-(DISCLOSURE-SEND A ROCKET UP IN BYRON'S HONOR!)

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! FROM ALL OF US


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